the wet nurse files

THANKSGIVING!

Friends! Family! Turkey hats!? (Thanks Amy Gates!)

We had a great holiday. We were even enslaved by the family (something about a Kickstarter?) to play a short set in between food comas and horseshoes. Good times!

Just wanted to post up a quick note to let you know we’ve spruced things up around here. There’s now easier access to our show dates, music and merch links, and we’ll be making more frequent updates as well. We’re getting our rears in gear recording-wise and are even thinking about recording our next few releases ourselves! (Nina’s a wizard on the four-track - check out her latest one-woman-band musical masterpiece here!)

So we hope you guys are doing well and that you’ll come out to one of our shows coming up! We’ve got new tunes to share with you all and think December will be our month.

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KICKSTARTERRRRRR!

Our page of veiled groveling has finally arrived! ;)

Wet Nurse’s Sweat To Death Florida Tour!

I kid!

But really, we’ve got an exclusive 3 song EP up for grabs, our split 7” vinyl, tshirts, photobooks and MORE!
Consider throwing a few bucks our way and we’ll return the favor with some sweet swag.

We haven’t had much merch for sale up until this point, but now it’s a veritable bounty!
Reblog/retweet/share with friends far and wide - we don’t have to ship just in Florida!

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P.S. Our good friends Alias Punch are also going on tour in September - check out their Kickstarter page HERE!

SWEAT TO DEATH TOUR DATES!

We’re waiting on the final confirm from our Cocoa venue, but we can’t hold it in any longer! We’ll be spending two sweaty weeks in the Wetnursemobile as we traverse Florida in August, and we hope you’ll spend them with us!

Share, share, share!

We’ll also be releasing a Kickstarter in the next few days for a few dollars for the trip, and we’ve got some great stuff to reward your generosity! We’ll be making/finding the event pages in the coming weeks for the shows as well, so stay tuned!

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